vexingvendibles:

Welcome to Night Vale’s Episode 11: Wheat and What By-Products typography poster.

vexingvendibles:

Welcome to Night Vale’s Episode 11: Wheat and What By-Products typography poster.

hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

The sad part is that his advice in the second pic ifs still true.

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fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

Dude you know spoilers are coming. Learn to avoid certain sites like Twitter if you can’t watch the episode when it airs.

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nevver:

A Statistical Analysis of the Work of Bob Ross

But what is the percentage of happy little trees versus sad, angry little trees?

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

I ducking hate 911 operators in LA. Never once after calling 911 did anyone show up. I was once told “they”, the cops, don’t go to my neighborhood and another time that they didn’t want to come because it would involve paperwork. I once had to stop a guy from being beaten to death from an armed gunman because the cop refused to walk a block up the street without backup or a lunch break first. That’s not even the worst but I still can’t bring myself to talk about that.

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