How can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be left alone?
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esckeyes:

nitatyndall:

onestarbookreview:

"Promotes cannibalism."—Central Columbia School District, Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, 1993

This was my favorite book as a kid! LOVE Shel Silverstein

… so are you a cannibal yet?

No, but there was this one time… in college…

esckeyes:

nitatyndall:

onestarbookreview:

"Promotes cannibalism."Central Columbia School District, Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, 1993

This was my favorite book as a kid! LOVE Shel Silverstein

… so are you a cannibal yet?

No, but there was this one time… in college…

alittleworldofimagination:

that-heros-gone:

arc-reactor-impala:

dorkly:

WHICH HOUSE SHOULD HARRY BE SORTED INTO?

SLYTHERIN?

RAVENCLAW?

HUFFLEPUFF?

Click and choose your own adventure!

JUST CLICK ON SLYTHERIN

PLEASE
JUST DO IT

CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS THEN CLICK THE NUMBER 5 BENEATH THE COMIC

THEY’RE ALL PERFECT

I love everything about this.

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fanallthefandoms:

sparktheboar:

sherlockedpanda:

fuzzykitty01:

heronswing:

Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out.

"I am a writer…" I whisper as I reblog this.

"I am a murderer…" I realize as I reblog this.

"I am both…" I realise as I reblog this.


"I am both… and a makeup artist."

I’ve seen Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven and therefore knew this already.

fanallthefandoms:

sparktheboar:

sherlockedpanda:

fuzzykitty01:

heronswing:

Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out.

"I am a writer…" I whisper as I reblog this.

"I am a murderer…" I realize as I reblog this.

"I am both…" I realise as I reblog this.

"I am both… and a makeup artist."

I’ve seen Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven and therefore knew this already.

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Sometimes I feel trapped in a conundrum. I want to write about the absurd or mundane passing thoughts I have because I think it’s funny or interesting, and it’s not like anyone will care or even take notice. But then… I stop and never write them down because no one will care or even take notice.
I feel like a complete twat for such self-serving self-loathing, but that’s where my headspace is at today.
And I hate how I feel I have to justify my feelings in the hope they won’t be immediately dismissed before being invalidated.

Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

emilyvgordon:

Dinosaurs are very egalitarian. 

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